Tuesday, November 9, 2010
A short story about married life...
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Some of you out there may wonder what it is like to be married. Here is a short story....
Jesse wants to do something nice for Kellye. He decides to buy her some nice clothes for an upcoming trip. So, early in the morning, while Kellye is still getting ready, he sneaks into her car, gets her purse, and takes out her store credit cards. While she is at work that day, he goes to the mall, shops at several stores, and purchases a nice gift for Kellye.
Later that day, Kellye calls Jesse...
Kellye: "Did you take some cards out of my wallet?"
Jesse: "Umm...."
Kellye: "I'm going to be really mad! I thought I was robbed!"
Jesse: "Ok yeah, it was me. It is impossible to do anything for you without you knowing about it! We need to get separate bank accounts!"
Kellye: "The only way we are every going to have separate bank accounts is if my account has all the money and yours has nothing.....What did you buy me?"
So, what's it like to be married? It's awesome :)
Some of you out there may wonder what it is like to be married. Here is a short story....
Jesse wants to do something nice for Kellye. He decides to buy her some nice clothes for an upcoming trip. So, early in the morning, while Kellye is still getting ready, he sneaks into her car, gets her purse, and takes out her store credit cards. While she is at work that day, he goes to the mall, shops at several stores, and purchases a nice gift for Kellye.
Later that day, Kellye calls Jesse...
Kellye: "Did you take some cards out of my wallet?"
Jesse: "Umm...."
Kellye: "I'm going to be really mad! I thought I was robbed!"
Jesse: "Ok yeah, it was me. It is impossible to do anything for you without you knowing about it! We need to get separate bank accounts!"
Kellye: "The only way we are every going to have separate bank accounts is if my account has all the money and yours has nothing.....What did you buy me?"
So, what's it like to be married? It's awesome :)
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